You Know Your a Redneck If...

Well today during our drive out of the mountains, Darryl & I came up with a new "You know you're a redneck if" list, that kind of applies to us LOL.

It all started when Darryl made the comment regarding the jeans I had on. The jeans happen to have a hole in the back and the front... Darryl said "Your jeans have dual climate control, front AND rear. Which turned into "You know you're a redneck if... when your jeans have a front & back hole, they go up in value due to the new dual climate control feature installed".

So inform the blue collar comedy tour, we are available as soon as they want us to start!

So here's our list:
You know you're a redneck....
..when your jeans have a front & back hole, they go up in value due to the new dual climate control feature installed.
..when your back yard & garage have more tires than ANY of your cars could use, and NONE of them fit any of your cars.
..if you have a road closed sign in your garage.
..if you have a "thou shalt not park" sign in your garage, and you don't park there.
..if ALL of your cars have oversize mud terrain tires.
..if your horn doesn't work and you are OK with it because you can just drive up on the car in your way.
..if you leave your car's doors at home when the weather is nice, like, for the whole summer.
..when you are too lazy to put your doors on the truck when its cold out, so you wear a blanket instead.
..if you have a truck that you still make payments on, that is soon to have a rattle can paint job.
..when ALL of your trucks have, or are soon to have rattle can paint jobs.
..if you only date people that can poop in the woods... WITHOUT a toilet.
..if you think a high class drink is Sunkist Orange Soda & White Zinfandel.
..when you don't worry about cleaning up your backyard after your dogs, because your dogs clean up after themselves.
..if you have more cans of room deodorizer, than rooms.
..if your girl can and does belch more than you do.
..if your girl knows how to use all the tools in your toolbox as good as you.
..if you sleep with a loaded gun under the mattress... on BOTH sides - his & hers.
..if you skip the gym for a day because you got MORE of a workout wheeling in the mountains.
..if you find tree stumps in the garbage somewhere and take them home to decorate.
..if you keep a recovery kit in your truck 24x7 so you can make money off people stranded in the snow.
..if you have on-board CO2 and tire patch kit so that you can fix your tires on the go.


That's it for now, but watch out for more in the future!